Monday, June 6, 2011

Confession #5- I rather get a Pap Smear

If I had to choose, I rather get a pap smear and see my gynecologist than go to the dentist! I dislike spending a half hour in a chair with someone scraping at my teeth and watching the plaque fly all over my shirt, making me jar open my mouth for longer than I desire, and experiencing bloody gums and pain in my mouth weeks later. I guess its my own fault... I haven't been to the dentist in four years! You should have seen the look of "nastiness" of the dental hygienist when I told her this magical number. Thankfully, she wasn't one of those hygienist that ask you questions the whole time, so you drool even more all over yourself and sound like that one character from Charlie Brown- whaa whaa whaa whaaaaa! So 30 minutes later, Im cavity free and my teeth feel too clean!

Pap Smear 2 minutes vs. Teeth Cleaning 30 minutes- I choose a PAP SMEAR!

Down memory lane... I remember when I was little I always use to want to drink milk right before I went to the dentist office. I thought it would make my teeth whiter and that the dentist would be super impressed with the color of pearly whites!

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